Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Sunatinib: the way to go

A drug representative from a particular company was promoting her product to us recently (a targeted therapy for the treatment of renal cell carcinoma & gastrointestinal stromal tumour).

"Targeted therapy is the way to go from now," she said.

If Sunitinib is the targeted therapy for the above mentioned malignancies, perhaps Muslim children in the future can just take a similar kind of drug & avoid going through the anguish of circumcision?

Monday, December 7, 2009

New specialties

Coverlogist: a doctor who covers people on a daily basis (ie. colleagues who are on frequent MC or EL)


Locumologist: an underpaid doctor who does locuming after working hours


Paktologist: a casanova doctor who is caught courting a nurse at the back stairway of the hospital building

GHKL: free promo


Welcome to the Gym of HKL: no need to pay a single cent, in fact you get paid for all the workout, weight loss guaranteed.


Triceps, biceps, abs: CPR on patients
Power grip: winding patient's bed up & down
Step reebok: going up & down the staircase
Blood circulation: walking from ward to ward, clinic etc
Weight loss diet: oncall food