CLINIC JOKES

• A cardiothoracic surgeon is married to a neurosurgeon for many years but childless. They sought help at the fertility clinic. The problem was soon identified: they are so busy that the only time they meet each other is at the fertility clinic.
• A trauma surgeon had been so busy in the hospital all this while, trying to save lives even in wee hours of the morning, that he did not know what to do after retirement. He was heard saying this to an ex-colleague: it's only me & my wife at home, I really don't know what to do.