Wednesday, May 16, 2007

WHAT DO YOU CALL

These are some of the jokes my colleagues & I heard as medical students:


Q: What do you call the muscle that turns the head?
A: Gluteus maximus


Q: What do you call a medical student inside the operating theatre?
A: A space occupying lesion


Q: What do you call two Orthopedic surgeons trying to read an ECG?
A: A double-blind study


Q: What do the ENT surgeon call a chronic sinusitis?
A: Hell on earth


(Gluteus maximus is the main muscle of the buttock)

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